Wednesday, March 2, 2011


I brush my teeth for 10 minutes or more, because I get really into it.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

things to do

1. Sleep with shoes on
2. Wake up
3. Remove shoes
4. Remember that you need a drum key
5. Put shoes back on 3 minutes after you removed them

Tuesday, July 13, 2010


Today, I got stuck by a cactus for the first time since living in Arizona. It happened 9 hours ago. It hurts just as badly as it did when it happened. Ouch.

Friday, May 15, 2009


Cats are spider alarms.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Regretting and re-grouting

Flossing your teeth is a lot like removing the grout between bricks.  I don't know about you, but my teeth alway feel a little wiggly after flossing, no matter how often I do it. Maybe it's because I had major orthodontic work and I haven't worn a retainer in 5 years, but still...   Umm, do you know what I mean?
That must mean that eating is like re-grouting your teeth.

PS - Yesterday, I got toothpaste all over my pants.

PPS - They're the pants that I'm wearing in the banner. ^^^

PPPS - durrrrrfffff.

Friday, April 3, 2009

What's that on your shirt?

I'm nearly 20 years old, and I still get toothpaste on my clothes... all the fucking time.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

How to make your house smell really weird

  1. Grab a pot or pan of some sort.
  2. Put the pan on the stove.
  3. Put some vinegar in the pan.
  4. Turn on the stove.
  5. Prepare for your nose to be weirded out.