sometimes

I brush my teeth for 10 minutes or more, because I get really into it.

things to do

1. Sleep with shoes on

2. Wake up

3. Remove shoes

4. Remember that you need a drum key

5. Put shoes back on 3 minutes after you removed them

Cactus

Today, I got stuck by a cactus for the first time since living in Arizona. It happened 9 hours ago. It hurts just as badly as it did when it happened. Ouch.

Meooooow

Cats are spider alarms.

Regretting and re-grouting

Flossing your teeth is a lot like removing the grout between bricks.  I don't know about you, but my teeth alway feel a little wiggly after flossing, no matter how often I do it. Maybe it's because I had major orthodontic work and I haven't worn a retainer in 5 years, but still...   Umm, do you know what I mean?

That must mean that eating is like re-grouting your teeth.

PS - Yesterday, I got toothpaste all over my pants.

PPS - They're the pants that I'm wearing in the banner. ^^^

PPPS - durrrrrfffff.

What's that on your shirt?

I'm nearly 20 years old, and I still get toothpaste on my clothes... all the fucking time.

How to make your house smell really weird

1. Grab a pot or pan of some sort.
2. Put the pan on the stove.
3. Put some vinegar in the pan.
4. Turn on the stove.
5. Prepare for your nose to be weirded out.