You know what is wrong with America?

There are far too many people who pray for things instead of getting their fat asses up and doing something.

On Thanksgiving...

I went to Walgreens and I saw a girl working one of the cash registers who looked strangely familiar.  Three days later, I finally figured out who she is.  She was admitted to the same mental hospital that I was, two and a half years ago...  weird.  She seemed just as obnoxious as ever.  I couldn't remember where I recognized her from at the time, but I wanted to smack her anyway.

You know who was a real jerk?

Thomas Edison, what an asshole!

Chapter One

Today, I threw out my suffocating rubber clown suit. Damn, did it feel good.