Monday, December 29, 2008

You know what is wrong with America?

There are far too many people who pray for things instead of getting their fat asses up and doing something.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

On Thanksgiving...

I went to Walgreens and I saw a girl working one of the cash registers who looked strangely familiar.  Three days later, I finally figured out who she is.  She was admitted to the same mental hospital that I was, two and a half years ago...  weird.  She seemed just as obnoxious as ever.  I couldn't remember where I recognized her from at the time, but I wanted to smack her anyway.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

You know who was a real jerk?

Thomas Edison, what an asshole!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Chapter One

Today, I threw out my suffocating rubber clown suit. Damn, did it feel good.