Friday, May 15, 2009


Cats are spider alarms.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Regretting and re-grouting

Flossing your teeth is a lot like removing the grout between bricks.  I don't know about you, but my teeth alway feel a little wiggly after flossing, no matter how often I do it. Maybe it's because I had major orthodontic work and I haven't worn a retainer in 5 years, but still...   Umm, do you know what I mean?
That must mean that eating is like re-grouting your teeth.

PS - Yesterday, I got toothpaste all over my pants.

PPS - They're the pants that I'm wearing in the banner. ^^^

PPPS - durrrrrfffff.

Friday, April 3, 2009

What's that on your shirt?

I'm nearly 20 years old, and I still get toothpaste on my clothes... all the fucking time.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

How to make your house smell really weird

  1. Grab a pot or pan of some sort.
  2. Put the pan on the stove.
  3. Put some vinegar in the pan.
  4. Turn on the stove.
  5. Prepare for your nose to be weirded out.