Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Regretting and re-grouting
Flossing your teeth is a lot like removing the grout between bricks. I don't know about you, but my teeth alway feel a little wiggly after flossing, no matter how often I do it. Maybe it's because I had major orthodontic work and I haven't worn a retainer in 5 years, but still... Umm, do you know what I mean?
That must mean that eating is like re-grouting your teeth.
PS - Yesterday, I got toothpaste all over my pants.
PPS - They're the pants that I'm wearing in the banner. ^^^
PPPS - durrrrrfffff.
Friday, April 3, 2009
What's that on your shirt?
I'm nearly 20 years old, and I still get toothpaste on my clothes... all the fucking time.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
How to make your house smell really weird
- Grab a pot or pan of some sort.
- Put the pan on the stove.
- Put some vinegar in the pan.
- Turn on the stove.
- Prepare for your nose to be weirded out.
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