Regretting and re-grouting

Flossing your teeth is a lot like removing the grout between bricks.  I don't know about you, but my teeth alway feel a little wiggly after flossing, no matter how often I do it. Maybe it's because I had major orthodontic work and I haven't worn a retainer in 5 years, but still...   Umm, do you know what I mean?

That must mean that eating is like re-grouting your teeth.

PS - Yesterday, I got toothpaste all over my pants.

PPS - They're the pants that I'm wearing in the banner. ^^^

PPPS - durrrrrfffff.

What's that on your shirt?

I'm nearly 20 years old, and I still get toothpaste on my clothes... all the fucking time.