Flossing your teeth is a lot like removing the grout between bricks. I don't know about you, but my teeth alway feel a little wiggly after flossing, no matter how often I do it. Maybe it's because I had major orthodontic work and I haven't worn a retainer in 5 years, but still... Umm, do you know what I mean?
That must mean that eating is like re-grouting your teeth.
PS - Yesterday, I got toothpaste all over my pants.
PPS - They're the pants that I'm wearing in the banner. ^^^